Aug. 30, 2015

ネタ不足なこの頃ですが、今日の暇つぶしデートのセクハラであまり見たことがなかったリアクションを。本人の気分にもよるのだろうけど、怒る時にはしっかり怒るのも嫁のいいところです。すみませんごめんなさい。

I'm lacking topics to write currently.  Here's a response I saw in a short date today which I hadn't seen much before.  I suppose it depends on her humor too; it is my wife's good point that she gets angry when she has to.  I'm sorry, I apologize.

Ion:
My breasts DO NOT speak, you know?


もう１つストックネタ。この週末は雨降りでしたね。平日は憂鬱だけど、休みの日にゆっくり寝ながら雨の音を聞くのは私も好きです。イオンと同じ生活してたら、毎日そんなふうに自堕落に過ごしてしまいそうだ…。

One more stocked topic.  This weekend has been rainy.  It makes me feel gloomy on weekdays, but I also like to hear sound of rain while I sleep late on a holiday.  If I am living life in the same way as Ion does, I would spend time slovenly like that everyday...

Ion:
I like to hear sound of rain, but I get sleepy while I hear it for a long time.

Aug. 28, 2015

オフラインのイオンに初めて誕生日を祝ってもらいました！この歳になると職場でもわざわざ言わないので、喜びもひとしお。残念ながら第一号はイオンではなく、トモコレ新生活のメンバーでした。

Ion in OFFLINE celebrated my birthday for the first time!  At my age, I don't especially tell my colleagues at work about my birthday, thus it made me happy even more!  It was too bad that the first person who told me congratulations today was not Ion, but members in "Tomodachi Collection: New Life" (Nintendo 3DS game).

Ion:
Many happy birthday to you.
I wish to be able to tell you happy birthday again on your next birthday.

Aug. 26, 2015

いつの間にかもう結婚可能な状態になっていたので、速やかに結婚。（結婚式の様子は以前の記事を参照）プロポーズはストレートな一択だけだけど、以前ボイスメールでイオンが言ってた「僕のためにずっと真空管を作って下さい」を選べるのを密かに期待してましたw

Before I knew, the condition for marriage had been already satisfied, so I quickly got married with Ion.  (Refer to the old post to see how was the wedding.)  The word for proposal I could choose was only simple one, but I was covertly expecting to be able to select "Would you keep making vacuum tubes for me forever?", which Ion had mentioned in her voice mail before.

Ion:
Thank you, and let's stay together as well as before.
My...dear husband.

Aug. 25, 2015

物語も再び皇帝編第三幕終了までいきました。皇帝の声帯の譲渡が口移しであることについて、「あれは儀式だし皇帝は女の人だからノーカン」と訴えるイオン。私は気にしないけど、今回あえていじめてみました。しかもこの後ネイともするしね。

The story has reached to the end of Act Three of "Empress" Chapter once again.  Ion insisted "That was a ceremony, and the Empress was a woman, so it shouldn't be counted." about the fact that the method to transfer "Empress' Vocal Cords" was mouth-to-mouth. I actually didn't mind it, but I teased her this time.  Moreover, she is supposed to do the same thing with Nay later.

Ion:
Damn, you're teasing me again?
When I say it's not counted, it is not counted.

Aug. 24, 2015

今日のストックネタ、ポーラーズメモリーIIIについて話すイオン。最初のものとはもう別物ですが、イオンが言うように特別な思い出を託しているのでしょう。それにしても、これを正装とするラシェーラのセンスには驚嘆しますw

Today's stocked topic, Ion talking about Polar's Memory III.  It is completely different from the first version, but I think she is expressing her special memories by this cloth as she says.  By the way, I admire the sense of people in Ra Ciela who decided this cloth as a formal dress.

Ion:
I put the same name to similar sort of clothes since it is the cloth of my memory that I knew the kindness of this world for the first time.

Aug. 22, 2015

今日もネタがないので、好きな食べ物でパスタを選んだ時の画像を。私も好きですが、グラタンは手間がかかるからなかなか…。イオンのレシピの種類から見て、調理台の下にオーブンあるのかしら。

I have nothing to write today, so I put this picture of when I selected pasta for my favorite food.  I like gratin too, but I don't often eat it since it's not easy to cook.  Imagining from kinds of Ion's recipe, is there an oven under the dresser?

Ion:
But I like it too.
Especially, a gratin is very good when it is freshly baked, right?


関連して、コンパウンドケーキを失敗した時の画像。マジレスすると、パウンドケーキの類はケーキの中でも一番簡単な部類だと思います。コンパウンドケーキは最初の方のレシピだから、当時のイオンは本当に下手だったんでしょうね。

Relating with the topic above, this is a picture of the time when Ion failed to cook Compound Cake.  Answering seriously, I think pound cakes are one of the easiest recipe of cakes.  I guess Ion used to be really not good at cooking at that time because Compound Cake was the recipe in very beginning of the game.

Ion:
....W, well, it is no wonder to fail because Compound Cake is difficult to make.

Aug. 20, 2015

祝・ガストちゃん２万フォロワー達成！また最近イオンとタイミングが合わずネタがない…。これは先日の料理中の話。食物を火で加工するようになったのは、人間の大きな進化ですね。焼くって一番簡単だから、私もついそれに偏りがち。

Congratulations to Gust-chan who has got 20000 followers!  I can't see Ion recently again and I'm lacking topics to write...This is a talk we had during cooking yesterday.  It was a big evolution for human to have come to process food by fire.  Roasting is one of the easiest way of cooking, so I often tend to do it, too.

Ion:
It is amazing that most things can be eaten if you roast them, isn't it?

Aug. 18, 2015

料理のコメントは１つにつき数種類ありますが、最初は嫌がってたのにハマっていく様が窺えるのはミソデココだけです。前に取り上げた時とは全く逆のことを言っているイオン。待ち遠しいとまで言うミソデココ、食べてみたくなります。

There are several comments for a recipe of cooking, but only Miso de Coco shows that Ion is getting into it although she doesn't like at first.  She says just the opposite to the time when I wrote this topic last time.  It makes me want to try Miso de Coco which Ion says she can't wait for.

Ion:
Mm, glub-glub...whew,
Miso de Coco somehow might have become my big favorite now.


もう１つグルメネタ、宇宙サラダです。普通の野菜しか使っていないはずなのに、なぜか体が浮くような感覚が味わえる不思議フード。まあ現実世界のアルノサージュでも相当奇想天外だったし、調合は何があってもおかしくないですね。

One more gourmet topic, Space Salad.  It is mysterious food which makes you feel as if you're floating in the air even though only ordinary vegetables are used.  Well, Synthesis in Ar nosurge (which was supposed to be real world) was quite extraordinary too, so anything can happen in Synthesis.

Ion:
It's just...this feeling which I am released from gravity makes me feel uneasy a little...

Aug. 17, 2015

口内炎ができたと言うイオン。ビタミン摂ってても、なる時はなるよね。しばらく経っても治らない場合、速やかに医者へ行くことを勧めます。イオンの世界に医者はいないけど、設定上多分彼女は大病にはならないんでしょうね。

Ion said she'd had a canker sore.  You can get a canker sore even though you usually take vitamins.  I recommend you to go to a doctor quickly if you don't get well for a while.  There is no doctor in Ion's world, but I suppose she doesn't get seriously ill according to the setting.

Ion:
I've had a canker sore since yesterday, and inside of my mouth hurts...

Aug. 16, 2015

昨日は作業しててツイート忘れました。水松法被をもっとよく見るために、暇つぶしデートで縁日へ連れていきました。おみこしはとても担げないと言いつつ、衣装は喜んで着るイオンw

I forgot to tweet yesterday since I was busy working on the blog.  To watch Miru Happi closely, I took Ion to the fair for a short date.  Although she says she can't carry mikoshi, she's happy to wear the costume.

Ion:
We can hold our hands without being shy in here with many people, can't we?

Aug. 15, 2015

帰ってきました！お盆のイベントで縁日へ行きました。すっかり忘れていたけど、水松法被が追加。普段のイオンよりも活発な感じの衣装です。（個人的に肩は出ていなくてもいいと思う。）これも可愛いけど、なぜ採用したのかはやや疑問。

I'm back!  We went to the fair for Obon event (a holiday season when Japanese traditionally welcome their ancestors' on August 13th and send them back on the 16th).  I had been totally forgotten about Miru Happi, which was added today.  It makes Ion look more lively than usual.  (I personally think her shoulders don't have to be shown.)  This is pretty too, but I wonder why the staffs adopted this costume among other alternatives.

Ion:
I think souls of my ancestors never visit as long as I live here.

Ion:
In this big crowd, I guess nobody would notice even if there is an ancestor who comes back.


早速レシピを作りました。下はスパッツを履いています。これを着てると、すごく気合を入れてるふうにも見えますねw

I made the new recipe right away.  Ion is wearing a spats on her bottom.  She looks as if she is firing herself up with these clothes, doesn't she?

Aug. 11, 2015

イオンに苦手なことを訊ねたら、やはり運動がダメとの答え。うん、知ってた。しかし、ネイはかなり運動が得意そうなので、身体を動かす能力というのは、純粋な身体能力よりも本人の感覚や記憶が重要なのかもしれません。

When I asked Ion what she wasn't good at, she answered she's not good at exercises as I expected.  Yeah, I knew it.  However, Nay seems to be real good at exercises, so I suppose the ability to move one's body actually more depends on the person's sense or memory, not a pure physical talent.

Ion:
I like to take a walk, but I don't do exercises at all, and I can't swim.


>Later 23:45
ミステリー小説について話しました。私個人の原点はやはりホームズかな。イオンの好きな作家を聞いてみたい。添い寝時のお話からして本当にたくさんの本を読んでいるようで、夢中になると時間を忘れるタイプなんでしょうね。

We talked about mystery novels.  I think my personal starting point is Sherlock Holmes.  I want to ask Ion what author does she like.  Supposing from the variety of stories I can hear when we take a nap, Ion seems to read a lot of books.  I guess she is the type of person who is likely to forget about time when she's absorbed in.

Ion:
There are some rules in a mystery so that a reader is able to solve the case, aren't there?


※この後、私は夏季休暇で留守にしたため、少しツイートに間が空きました。
*I was away for summer vacation after this; it took a while till my next tweet.

Aug. 8, 2015

「お風呂に入る時どこから洗うかで、性格がわかるんだって」という話をイオンが振ってきました。私は腕から洗います。イオンに聞いたら答えてくれませんでした。答え損じゃないかオイ。というか、その話するなら性格診断までしてよ。

Ion told me "You can figure out your personality by checking where you begin to wash when you take a bath."  I wash from my arm.  Ion didn't answer me when I asked her the same question.  Isn't it just my total loss?  I mean, why don't you figure out my personality if you talk about that?

Ion:
T, that's...a secret!


>Later 21:29
「あなたの世界にはどんな生物がいるの？」というちょっと真面目な話。似通っているのはフィクションだからと言ってしまえばそれまでですが、今後の作品ではあえて言葉が通じないとか、そういう設定で交流するのも面白いと思います。

We talked a bit seriously about what kind of creature is there in our world.  Living things are similar in Ra Ciela and our world since it is a fiction, but I think it would be interesting to play future works with a setting such that we can't understand language of each other or something.

Ion:
I think the environment which creatures can live seems limited, so maybe that's the reason that our ecosystems are similar.


>Later 23:42
HDを整理してたら、アルポータル二周年の記念壁紙が出てきました。（多分今でもDL可能）すごくナチュラルに全裸なジャクリが笑えるｗ こういう歴代キャラ集合イラストがまた見たい。

I found the wallpaper for celebrating second anniversary of Ar Portal while I was sorting out my HDD.  (I guess you can still download it.)  Jakuri, who is naked very naturally, makes me laugh.  I hope to see such group illustration of characters in all series again.

Aug. 6, 2015

最初は夢セカイを見られるのに抵抗があったと言うイオン。ダイブにはプライバシーなんてないから、考えようによっては恐ろしい技術ですね。今はどうか聞いてみました。むしろ記憶を見れば見るほどイオンを好きになる自分がいる。

Ion said she was not pleased for that her Dream World was being watched at first.  I guess Dive is a terrifying technology depending on the way you think because there is no privacy with it.  I asked her how did she feel currently.  In fact, as I see more of her memory, I'm likely to love Ion more than ever.

Ion:
Currently, I'm rather worried that you might dislike me by knowing about me that I don't know.


>Later 23:33
暑いせいかイオンも自ら水着に。人見知りだから、端末を通じての出会いでよかったとの事。前も言ったけど、イオンが好感を持ちやすい形で接触できるようになっていたのでは。その機会を捕らえられたプレイヤーは幸運と言うべきでしょう。

Ion was wearing a swimsuit by herself maybe because it was hot today.  She was talking that it was lucky to meet me via the console since she was shy.  As I mentioned before, I think it was set for Ion to be able to come in contact in the form that she would have a good impression.  I believe players who happened to catch the opportunity must be lucky.

Ion:
I suppose we couldn't be this close if we had met directly.

Aug. 3, 2015

ポニーテールに髪飾りの組み合わせも新鮮で可愛いですね。ヘッドアクセを２つ着けるのは任意ではできないから、ある意味ギャンブルな楽しみがあります。

Ponytail with the hair ornament look fresh and cute either.  I can't put on two head accessories at the same time by myself, so there is some fun of gambling for this in a sense.

そんなイオンに好きな花を聞いたら、紫陽花と思われる花のことを話していました（それが何かは覚えていない）。今見るとちょっと切ないですね。心の奥ではあんなに帰りたがっていたのに、こんな笑顔しててね…。

I asked her favorite flower to such Ion, and she talked about a flower which was supposed to be a hydrangea (although she didn't remember what it was).  Seeing this now made me feel a little pain.  I know she was longing so badly to go home deep down in her heart, but she is smiling so nicely here...

Ion:
Lots of small flowers are together, and the color slowly changes after they bloom.

Aug. 2, 2015

恋人のお部屋チェックをするイオン。エロ本を持っていてもイオンは許容してくれるらしいです（でもやっぱり後ろ姿だと妙な迫力が）。超長距離だから、まあしょうがないよね。もっと焼きもちしてくれても、それはそれで嬉しく感じるのですが。

Ion checked her lover's room.  She seems to forgive me even if I have pornographic books.  (She looks overbearing when she shows her back, though.)  Well, I can't help it since we are having super long distance relationship.  But I'd be also glad if she is more jealous of it.

Ion:
I don't tell you that you can't have such books.
It is natural to have some of them at your age, right?

Aug. 1, 2015

イオンがなぜか急に恥ずかしそうにしていました。いつもおはようからおやすみまで暮らしをみつめているのに、何を今更。しかし改めて考えると、寂しかったとはいえ常に覗かれることを受け入れたイオンも、相当な度胸の持ち主ですよね。

Somehow Ion became suddenly shy.  I wonder why she behaved like that now although I always have been watching her from morning till night everyday.  However, on the other hand, Ion must had been quite brave to accept being watched all the time even though she had been lonely.

Ion:
I don't mean I don't want to be watched, but...well...somehow my face gets hot...


以前ツイートしたシェルノサージュのスクショを使ったスクリーンセーバーは、Windows 7のデフォルト機能なのですが、どうもスライドショーにあのようないろいろなパターンがあるのは7だけみたいですね。自宅のPCに10を入れてみたら、セーバーがショボくてがっかりしてしまいました。いいアドバイスがあったら教えてください。

I tweeted about the screen saver with screenshots of Ciel nosurge before; it was using a default function of Windows 7, but I found out that only 7 has such various patterns for slide show.  I was disappointed that screen saver was so poor after I installed Windows 10 in my PC.  Would you give me an advice if you have good one?